One in two Americans experience things, and this nuisance can be exasperating. So let’s numb you up, help you forget, give you deniability, and help you develop cancerous apathy! But call 911 if shit gets weird.

One in two Americans experience things, and this nuisance can be exasperating. So let’s numb you up, help you forget, give you deniability, and help you develop cancerous apathy! But call 911 if shit gets weird.

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